RECORDED DREAM #2

3/30/2017

This person wanted to put their cat in my dreams, which I felt was a little bizarre. But rather than dreaming about this cat, I dreamed that I WAS THE CAT. It was all pretty blurry, my desire to kill tiny creatures was unlike anything I had felt before. I climbed trees and to the top of bookshelves and knocked stuff down everywhere, It felt amazing.

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Ryan

7/29/2017 12:10:31 pm

fuck you ryan

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I just purchased Ryan’s dream and filled out the form. However, due to an error on my part, I accidentally uploaded a picture of our cat which has set the dream sequence in complete disarray. In the dream, Ryan was wearing a costume of Scruffy and spent the day climbing trees to catch birds. I was hoping for an adventure to the rockies or shooting into space to unlock the mysteries of the universe. I also have been coughing up furrballs and not sure if that's covered in the return policy?"

"I asked Ryan if he could go "around the world" so to speak for me...In his dream we'd start out hanging out in his childhood as the last two people on earth and it'd be awesome for like 40% of the dream until we grew up and then it would turn nightmarish when he started hunting me for sport. It was a complete success.

I feel like overall Ryan had a good dream even though it went intentionally south at the end for maximum impact and value. It feels like I went on an adventure vacation from reality and I didn't even have to leave my house... or experience any of it myself! Ryan clued me in on all of the high and low plot points of the dream and I feel like he really used a maximum effort to make my dream...um...his dream come true...well not true but yeah...wait..."

this is a test please ignore the mess.

RECORDED DREAM #2

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